Sarah Jessica Parker is just plain ugly

September 25th, 2007 | Category: All Gossip

Mother of God, is it possible for someone to be less appealing? I don’t get how any man could find her the least bit arousing. Even whether solid gold coins shot out of her ears during sex, there’s no way I’d go approach Sarah Jessica Parker. certain I’d be filthy rich, but my wang would never talk to me again. And it’s critical for the two of

us to preserve open lines of communication. I need to know when he’s got to pee, and he needs to know when I’m drunk. So he’s ready for some mystery spelunking. Will he be in a woman tonight or a bagel? Therein lies the mystery.

Original post by Suzi

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