(OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) In case you missed it, I already wrote one story about Michael Fassbender earlier today . It’s always a good (slow) day when I get to write about Fassy twice! So, in addition to his pale, shirtless, Fassdongy hotness on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter , Fassy also appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman last night. I’m including some photos of Fassy from outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater (at the end of the post), and I’ve included a decent video of the interview below. You know how much I love Fassy in motion, right? But he needed some face powder, and he needs to grow out his hair a little bit. Still, I would nail it to the wall. Just sayin’. Gah. His accent. His shark smile! His tight jeans. His bulge. DAMN IT FASSY I’m trying to work here. I think he did well with Letterman – there’s a bit of the naughty schoolboy to Michael, and it seemed like Letterman was trying to really talk about Shame with more seriousness than Fassy wanted to get into. Which isn’t to say that Fassy won’t really talk about the issues that Shame brings to the table – he will and he has. In another recent interview, Fassy really talked about sexual addiction and what the Brandon character is going through. The piece is Michael’s Interview Magazine cover story for the February issue, which is now online. Josh Broling did the interview – they worked together on Jonah Hex, and it seems like they’re bros. I’m not going to excerpt the interview – you can read the whole thing here , and I hope that you do. It’s a good piece! I will include the photos from Interview Mag, because… um…oh… what was I saying? OH CRAP. I just saw this – Fassy did a shirtless photo shoot for W Magazine too!!!!!! Jesus, somebody’s Oscar campaign is in full swing, right? And by “full swing” I mean “Michael Fassbender has an enormous penis, and he will swing it around to get votes for Best Actor.” DEAR GOD the photo where he’s just wearing a sheet? I need to take off my pants right now. NO! I’ll use it as the header image. If you want to read Fassy’s W Magazine interview, go here . Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, W Magazine and Interview Mag.

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Michael Fassbender will do anything you need him to do for his Oscar campaign