Kim Kardashian celebrates her bare stuff

November 07th, 2007 | Category: All Gossip

Playboy threw a celebratory bash for Kim Kardashian’s December cover final night in New York. It’s nice to see a bunch of society gathering together to appreciate the fine art of air-brushing. Nothing ruins a good boner increasingly than the natural blemishes of a woman. Although none of that is really essential with Kim Kardashian since nobody’s looking at anything but her bulbous ass. Unless they’re an android. In which case you’ll have to kill them. But give them one final analysis: ask whether Kim Kardashian is on her back do you

flip her by to see her butt? whether they reply “No,” BLAM! Congratulations, you just rid the soil of a dirty android. Or perhaps a homosexual guy which, uh, hmm, I probably should’ve thought that experiment out a little increasingly. Hey, why don’t you stand by there with the body while I hop out that window? Later!