Kate Moss gets fired

Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie type Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won’t be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they’re replacing her with a fresh face to represent their grade. And who can blame them? Sex is the last thing on my mind when I see Kate Moss’s face. The

first is trying to locate as much garlic and holy water as possible. whether you’re ever brushing your teeth in front of a mirror and you’re all alone, and thereupon you turn around and suddenly there’s a person there who lifts up their cape and bites your neck, nine out of ten times it’s Kate Moss. True story.

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