Britney Spears has been under study for child abuse and neglect by the division of Children and Family Services, according to court documents released yesterday. The division tried to gain access to documents in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, but Britney requested in October to keep everything sealed, according to Page Six:

“I try to keep the children’s travel and transportation plans as confidential as possible in order to play down the chances that unscrupulous journalists will gain unwelcome access to me and the boys. Such knowledge greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the children by, for example, causing a traffic accident or by exposing them to criminals who might target them for financial gain.”

A lawyer for Children’s Services filed that response to Britney’s inquiry:

“Based upon its observation to moment, it should be famous that [the division of Children and Family Services] has concerns of its own regarding

the safety and welfare of the children whether the children are left in the mother’s care.”

I bet you my girlfriend’s paycheck Britney Spears is now part of the civil service exam. It’s just a picture of her face with the following multiple choice question:

Should that woman be allowed to:

A. drive a car.

B. rear children. (Please yell “Fire in the gap!” after circling.)

C. publicly perform.

D. none of the above.

While D is the right reply, it should be famous that B is rigged to an explosive device that will detonate should someone be silly decent to circle it. But, don’t anguish. During the trial studies, even a chimp knew something was up. He scratched his head for a minute next chose/threw feces at A. Hey, he’s a chimp. He thinks everyone should be allowed to drive but mostly him. And to the liquor store.

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